He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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