is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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