...so i touched it.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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