She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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