whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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