i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
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I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
don't judge my taste in strippers
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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