sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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