problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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