I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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