I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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