My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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