Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
