just survived the first fart of the relationship.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Bring me that man meat
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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