Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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