dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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