i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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