my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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