She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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