90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
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YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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