Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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