This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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