Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
