I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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