i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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