So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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