But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
do herpes really smell.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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