so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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