Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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