I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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