I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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