Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
She bit a glass in half.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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