Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
You had me at "let me see your balls"
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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