Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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