i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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