got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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