I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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