Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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