No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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