so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
