i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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