Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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