i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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