If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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