just tell him i said nine months
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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