Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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