i just had sex bonerless
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Randomize
