We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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