It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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