Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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