I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just pee around me
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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