small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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