so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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