You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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